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No​ë​l Milk Today

by Milky Onions

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Noël milk today, my love it's christmas day There's nuts left in your sack, orange peel attack Noël milk today , the turkey won't take flight It got it in the neck, a time of bouncing cheques How could they know just what this message means Santa's slit his wrists, the end of all my dreams How could they know he wasn't feeling well No ho ho ho, the last ring of the bell Noël milk today, it wasn't always so Elfs had working rights, and wore nice purple tights But all that's left is a place cold and sleazy A lapland dance in a soiled dressing gown Drinking wine when I think of you only Coca Cola Town Noël milk today, the udders sqwoze too hard Bitter tasting log, yule have to eat the dog Noël milk today, baby Jesus cries Eczema on the skin, flakey dermis wins How could they know just what this message means Santa's slit his wrists, the end of all my dreams How could they know he wasn't feeling well No ho ho ho, the last ring of the bell Noël milk today, my love it's christmas day There's nuts left in your sack, orange peel attack But all that's left is a place cold and sleazy A lapland dance in a soiled dressing gown Drinking wine when I think of you only Coca-Cola Town Coca-Cola Town
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Me and Robert Palmer were sharing a banana on a beach in the Bahamas, a stolen herd of llamas For a video shoot, the women are cute, I'm tax-free and sexy and counting the loot The farmers of the llamas were adding to dramas, Bobby tried to make them calmer by signing their pajamas But it just didn't work, they called me a jerk, I offered my Learjet, a company perk Where am i?...and how did i get... so big? Elkie? she had real sass. A real 9 to 9 girl. Yeah... my Colada has to have it's Piña! but does every steel drum have to be double-tracked? Sacking all those drummers, most of which were plumbers, and sending all those runners far and wide in numbers Just to fill up a hole, i don't dig your soul. This island is hot but inside you're cold Paying by the hour, my vinegar's gone sour, I'm missing Blackpool tower and Britain's dying power You gotta go home, you've bought your last comb, the taxman is waiting but you won't be alone

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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from Milky Onions!

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released December 23, 2012

Produced by Peter Miracle
Artwork: Tom Hindley

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Milky Onions Hackney, UK

Ben Bennett
guitar/bass/keys/vox

Tom Hindley
guitar/bass/vox

Liz Clough
keys/violin/vox

Nick Hindley
bass/guitar/vox

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